TEXANS WIN!

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
08/17/2014 at 00:26 • Filed to: Footballopnik

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Okay, so it was a preseason win, which counts as much as a Pee Wee Football team named the Texans winning a game, but it was nice. For the first time since September 22 of LAST YEAR, we had something to celebrate that didn't involve the draft.

Clowney had two big plays in a row, the first being a monster hit on the Falcons' RB, the next a sack. We also had a pick 6 that went IN OUR FAVOR, FINALLY. I am a realist, and know that this is probably the Universe just getting me excited so it can yank my heart out of my chest during the actual season.

32-7. Can't wait to watch this Thursday's Hard Knocks on HBO to relive it.


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > PatBateman
08/17/2014 at 00:59

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I went to the Texans-Cardinals game last weekend. They made the Cards look like Super Bowl contenders. Not good.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > DipodomysDeserti
08/17/2014 at 01:23

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We have that effect on other teams.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > PatBateman
08/17/2014 at 01:30

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My grandfather had Cardinals season tickets in the 90's...

I know that feeling well.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > DipodomysDeserti
08/17/2014 at 01:33

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It's not a great time to be a Texans season ticket holder. Probably for the next two years or so also.


Kinja'd!!! Howdy Harrell > PatBateman
08/17/2014 at 18:49

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HOUSTON, TEXAS, HOME OF THE TEXANS.